BREAKING: DISNEYLAND NO LONGER HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH
I could watch this all day.
I need a live feed. STAT
Omg look at all the doggies!
Anonymous said: One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?
Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.
To make me happy:
Make me coffee
Bring me coffee
Yeah OK fuck it. I’m not going anywhere.
My boyfriend didn’t know what red pandas were… AND HE’S FROM CHINA.
Now he calls them cats.
to be fair, in chinese “red panda” is 小熊猫, which directly translates to “little bear cat” (熊猫, xióngmāo, “bear cat,” being the word for the stereotypical black and white panda). and red pandas, looking rather adorably fat and feline, could very easily fall into the cat category for someone who’s already linguistically inclined to view pandas as modified cats.
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Just swagged on everyone.
ok, I see you Charlie, even though you got on plaid bermuda shorts
Still a turd. But nice.